Pappu Apni Garlfrend Se: Main Tumse Bahut Pyar Karta Hu Garlfrend: Par Meri Maa Is Pyarobbat Ko Nahin Samajhati Pappu: Main Tumhari Mammi Se Thoda Pyar Karta Hu!
Pappu: Sar Main Aapki Beti Se 15 Saal Se Pyar Karta Hu Ladki Ka Pita: Achchha Ab Kya Chahte Ho? Pappu: Shadi Ladki Ka Pita: Thank God! Maine Socha Shayad Tum Pension Chahte Ho
Pyar Khyal = Maa Pyar Dar = Papa Pyaar Sath = Bahan Pyar Ladai = Bhai Pyar Jindagi = Garlfrend Pyar Khyal Dar Sath Ladai Jindagi = Patni
Patni: Tum Mujhe Pahle Jitna Pyar Nahin Karte Shadi Se Pahle To Pados Ki Chh Se Kudkar Mujhe Milne A Jate The Pati: Ab Sochta Hu Ki Sala Usi Chh Se Main Gir Kyon Nahin Gaya
Gussa Itna Ki Message N Karna Aur Pyar Itna Ki Baar-Bar Check Karna Kahin Uska Message To Nahin Aaya Kaun-Kaun Karta Hai Aisa?
Daru Ki Khushbu, Beer Ki Mithas; Ganje Ki Roti, Charas Ka Saag; Bhaang Ke Pakode, Afeem Ka Pyaar; Mubarak Ho Aapko 2 Din Pehle Holi Ka Tyohaar!